Knock Knock JOW #430

“Knock Knock” jokes get no respect. Just because most of us outgrew them in elementary school we tend to denigrate them to a level below that of a pun. Well, some of them are funny. So to make sure you find one that is funny to you I am giving you all a bunch of them. There are some other bits below the Knockers so if you are too sophisticated for them, just skip on down.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
(singing) Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joanna!
Joanna who!
Joanna big kiss?

Who's there?
Isabella!
Isabella who?
Isabella out of order!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivana!
Ivana who?
Ivana be rich!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan you remember me?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who!
Juno what time it is!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for tea!

Tom & Martha’s daughter is a physician which must be why they sent me what doctors thought of the financial bailout

The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not to
make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the Pathologists
yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists
could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands
of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic
Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the
scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in
Washington .

And finally, for Bil and Van—I know they are missing Arkansas
If we are going to have ‘Knock Knock’ jokes then I get to knock Arkansas

A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved
widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.

How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel? When you call the
front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go
ahead."

How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married? There's dried tobacco
juice on both sides of his pickup truck.

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to
32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas? Documentaries.

An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"

Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? (Come on- this is
funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.

The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the
whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! Up
in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.