Bare Naked JOW

The long dreaded Houston summer has begun and it is still only April. At least the problem of what to wear is much simpler – as little as is decent. That got me thinking about going ‘neckies’ ask the kids put it. I know a fair number of jokes about nudity, and some of them are clean enough to fit JOW standards

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said the husband as he stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like -
"Probably that I married you for your money," the wife replied.

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According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

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A couple went to a gallery to look at some art. One painting was of a beautiful, naked woman with only a little foliage covering the appropriate areas. The wife thought the picture was in bad taste and moved on quickly, but the husband lingered, completely transfixed.
"What are you waiting for?" called his wife. "Autumn?"

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Some observations about nudism:

• Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
• A naked man fears no pickpocket.
• Bare butts are cool.
• A Buddhist nudist practices yoga bare.
• When you think about it, a harp is a just a nude piano.
• Nudist Resort sign - Sorry, Clothed for Winter.
• Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
• Senior Citizen Nude Beach ahead. Watch for Golden Oldies
• A peephole has been found in the fence at the Sunny Dale Nudist Resort, police are looking into it

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I saw a button/pin from the American Association For Nude Recreation, extolling the virtues us nudism.
I just want to know, where would a nudist *put* such a pin?
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Down in Florida, there's a little hotel, four floors high. A girl used to sun bathe up there. Since there was no one around and there were no higher hotels near it, one day she decided to take off her bathing suit and get an all over tan. As she was in the nude lying on her stomach she heard someone coming up the steps. She quickly grabbed the towel and put it around her.
A man approached her and said, "I wish you wouldn't sunbathe in the nude up here."
She said, "You never protested before."
He said, "No, but I wish you would do it like you did before, in your bathing suit.
" She said, "Why do you care? No one can see."
He said, "Madam, you happen to be lying on the skylight of the dining room."


Two old ladies were walking in the park at a retirement community.
The first old lady said, "I might as well die now, I've done everything and there is nothing left to live for."
Her elderly friend replied "I know something you haven't done. It's called streaking."
First old lady- "Streaking? I've never heard of that."
Second old lady - "You go behind this bush and take off all your clothes. I'll take them across the park and when I give you the high sign, you run naked through the park".
First old lady "Well, that sounds exciting; I’ll do it."
As she dashes out and runs through the park she passes two old men on a park bench.
First old man - "What was that?"
Second old man - "I don't know but it sure needed ironing."